Welcome to my new page dedicated to political satire and humour—a space where sharp wit meets catchy tunes. Here, I’ll be sharing original songs (co-written by me and Skynet, aka: a splash of our AI overlords) inspired by our very own local political superstars, blending clever commentary with a healthy dose of irreverence. Whether you’re here for a laugh, a lyrical jab, or simply curious to see politics through a more playful lens, this page offers a fresh and creative take on the characters and controversies shaping our community. Sit back, listen, and enjoy the satire—no campaign promises, just good fun.
“COME SHADOWS TALL: The Fable of Thew and Oak and the Taking of Garden Rose” [listen here]
“MAD DOG Sampson” [listen here]
“SMARMY BARBIE” [listen here]
“BEEF SUPREME” [listen here]
“WHERE DID ALL THE FIRE GO: The Ballad of Chris Brittle” [listen here]
More on the way. You can always find my songs and posts on my Facebook page and my YouTube channel.
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