Welcome to my new page dedicated to political satire and humour—a space where sharp wit meets catchy tunes. Here, I’ll be sharing original songs (co-written by me and Skynet, aka: a splash of our AI overlords) inspired by our very own local political superstars, blending clever commentary with a healthy dose of irreverence. Whether you’re here for a laugh, a lyrical jab, or simply curious to see politics through a more playful lens, this page offers a fresh and creative take on the characters and controversies shaping our community. Sit back, listen, and enjoy the satire—no campaign promises, just good fun.
“COME SHADOWS TALL: The Fable of Thew and Oak and the Taking of Garden Rose” [listen here]
“MAD DOG Sampson” [listen here]
“SMARMY BARBIE” [listen here]
“BEEF SUPREME” [listen here]
“WHERE DID ALL THE FIRE GO: The Ballad of Chris Brittle” [listen here]
More on the way. You can always find my songs and posts on my Facebook page and my YouTube channel.
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On The Myth of Canadian Exceptionalism
This is not an argument that Canada is Mississippi in 1964—but no society arrives at that point by accident. The same dynamics are visible here at home. They surface in the normalization of hateful rhetoric online and in public spaces across Canada, including here in Niagara. Those advancing this rhetoric often insist they are merely…
On My Fight with the NRPS
Until now, I have carried this case largely on my own. I authored the original complaint. I survived the first major procedural hurdle. I researched and drafted a comprehensive response to the NRPS “defence”—a document prepared by a team of taxpayer-funded lawyers with decades of combined experience. I met the system where it stood, with…
On Not Disappearing
I am not good at making lifelong friends. My record is uneven, marked by distance and missed chances. Going stealth would have only deepened that pattern. More importantly, it would have meant abandoning the mercy, empathy, and action shown by the people who stood beside me. I needed their proximity—not just their support, but their…
Sabrina Constance 